i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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