my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
