You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Couch. On fire.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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