we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
