No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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