I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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