make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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