I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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