I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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