i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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