i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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