Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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