Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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