On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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