I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
