she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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