god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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