Yo dont text me then not text me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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