someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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