I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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