I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
