Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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