Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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