the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
