he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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