ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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