franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
