I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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