ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You can't special order awesome
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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