doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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