so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
