The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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