You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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