giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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