So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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