yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
false alarm. still invincible.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Randomize