I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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