Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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