I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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