How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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