the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You need Xanax blowdarts
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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