so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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