North Korea, Best Korea!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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