Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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