ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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