Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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