kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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