She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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