Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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