she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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