Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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