i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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