Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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