Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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