Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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